Haha ace :D
I've been there (less extreme weather maybe)... but my knees now tend to complain somewhat if I try to 'go back' ;-) Go careful Froggie, I imagine squished tardigrades can be quite slippery under foot...!
I this it starts? Tardigrades falling from the sky and before you know it, they're 50ft tall and using Liberty's torch as a scratching post. We'd better start preparing.