I don't believe for a second that you're that hairy ;) As for your feet, it must be handy (HANDy! Get it?! Ha ha ho dear) to have feet that can pick things up.
Like Phil suggests, very handy... I'd love an extra pair of hands like that, if only to pick things up that I've dropped! I think you've beautifully summed up mankind's fixation with technology... we're all just apes with overactive thumbs!!! The banana iphone is a lovely touch too by the way!